hibachi

You ran over my hibachi three times, man.

你开车碾过我的炭火盆三次 老兄

The only thing burning last night was the hibachi in the backyard.

昨晚唯一着火的 就是后院的烤肉炉

And just when I think things are slowing down, boom, I fall on a hibachi.

正當我覺得事情穩定下來了 砰 又掉進了火盆

Because someone wanted to use the ethanol to clean the hibachi before they cooked the bratwurst.

因为某人想在烤香肠之前 先用乙醇清洗一下他的烤肉炉

Yeah, I mean there's nothing I'd rather being doing right now than slamming some vegan hibachi.

对啊 我现在最想做的事情 莫过于大吃素食烧烤

I'm gonna go next door, get a halfpound patty from the burger joint, throw it on the hibachi.

我要去隔壁汉堡店 买半磅碎肉饼扔进烤肉炉

Somebody lay me down, sous vide me in my own juices, light up a hibachi grill, put a little bit of my breast into a pepper mill, pepper me with my own tits, and suck me.

有人把我放倒 把我在自己的汁液中慢炖 点上铁板烧架 把我胸部的一小块肉放进胡椒磨里 胡椒洒满我的* 然后舔我