lech

Now she's gonna expose me as the lech that I am.

现在她要揭穿我是个好色之徒的本来面目

I've never made my tres leches for the church before.

我从没给教堂义卖做过三奶蛋糕

I'm not taking this, treating me like the office lech.

我不要忍受你们把我当办公室*狂对待

And we wanted to mark the occasion with a dolce de leche cake.

我们想用巧克力牛奶蛋糕来庆祝

The chocolate caramel dulce de leche dessert nachos.

巧克力焦糖牛奶太妃玉米片

And since we're being true to ourselves, my tres leches cake was garbage, so I threw it out.

既然我们要忠实于自己 我的三奶蛋糕就是垃圾 所以我把它扔了

I am gonna be hearing about how I tanked tres leches cake from your abuela until she is dead.

你奶奶会唠叨我是怎么搞砸三奶蛋糕 一直到她死

Actually, I'm gonna be making a tres leches cake, just like yours.

实际上 我要给他做三奶蛋糕 就跟你做的一样

Uh, you seemed to have gotten the last tres leches cake, and I was hoping to buy it from you.

你貌似买走了最后一个三奶蛋糕 我想从你这里把它买过来

We made mac n cheese, arroz con pollo, even dulce de leche.

我们做了奶酪通心粉 鸡肉饭 还有牛奶焦糖酱