baldly

Now I spend most of my time just scrolling through the message boards at baldboyzsadtown.bald to see if anybody's cured baldness yet.

现在我把大多数时间都花在 浏览"伤心秃顶男孩镇"网站上的消息区 看看有没有人治愈了秃顶

I want to go to a bar and get hit on by some bald guy, and I want us to argue about whether said bald guy is actually into me or whether he just wants to get laid.

我想在酒吧里被秃头的先生搭讪 然后我还想跟你们讨论 这位秃头先生是真的喜欢我 还是只是想跟我*

These ears stuck out and he was balding.

招风的耳朵 渐秃的头发

I'll be a balding and toothless skeleton.

我就要变成秃顶没牙的骷髅了

But I'd love her even if she was bald.

但就算她變成光頭 我也喜歡她

You're bald because you have too much testosterone.

你秃顶是因为你体内有太多的睾酮

My bald eagle, looking out for me from on high.

我的白頭海雕 在高處保護著我

A bald bug doctor. I can't imagine he has.

一个秃顶的虫子教授 结过婚才奇怪呢

If you're into bald guys with ear hair.

如果你喜欢长耳毛的秃子的话

Lset me rub that bald head of yours.

让我揉揉你那光秃秃的脑袋