wank

All you seem to want to do is drink and wank and drink and wank.

你人生除了喝酒和* 似乎没别的追求

You were a murderous wank before all this.

你被劝降前就是个杀人不眨眼的*

So that makes this wank your priority.

所以这个扯蛋的事你要优先解决

He's had some wanks in some very interesting places.

他在一些很神奇的地方*过

Yeah, but that is from wanking, not writing.

是你打飞机打的 又不是签字签的

When I wank I still think about him.

我现在*的时候还会想着他

It's not even that it's having a wank inside someone.

那都算不上 只能说在她*里打飞机

I think I walked in on my mum having a wank.

我今天早上好像撞见我妈*了

Anything more than three shakes is a wank.

你再多抖几次我就会以为你在*

Nice wank? I told you I have a problem.

撸得爽吗 都跟你说了我有问题