teakettle

I figured out why the teakettles sold so quickly.

我知道为什么茶壶卖得这么快了

Or it could be because every picture of a teakettle has a reflection of your naked boobs.

或者是由于每张茶壶的照片上 都有你裸胸的镜像

If he screws her more often, eventually she'll whistle like a teakettle.

只要他多和她* 终有一天会满足她的

Well, it's not like you went out and bought 500 silver teakettles.

那你也没出去买500个银色茶壶啊

Just gonna teakettle nice and easy out into the big empty.

我们喷气式飞行 轻轻松松 进入太空

The only thing I can offer is to take pictures of my naked body and the teakettles, too.

我也只能脱了衣服 陪你一起拍*了

She was still pondering the question when she heard the teakettle whistle and turned from the window.

当她听到茶壶烧开的叫声 转过身背对窗户时 她还在想这个问题

They sold so fast, I thought silver teakettles were gonna be the next big thing.

它们卖得这么好 我以为银色茶壶 会是新潮流呢

I'll cut you in on my teakettle money if you look me in the eye while you eat a bag of potato chips.

我可以给你卖茶壶的钱 只要你一边看着我 一边吃薯片

But you, my friend, have stumbled ass over teakettle into the most significant moment in the history of the gay rights movement.

但是你 我的朋友 稀里糊涂地撞进了 同性恋权利运动史上最重要的时刻